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David H. Johnston
Toronto, Ontario, Canada

I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by bein' real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my beloved!

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Running from the law in a canoe won’t get you very far
Funny
Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:58
Jason Dube appeared in court in Campbellton, New Brunswick on December 2 to face charges of obstruction of justice. He was stopped by a fisheries officer who tried to pull him over last summer but rather then stop, he took off in his canoe down the Restigouche River.
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Floating Away: 130,000 Inflatable Breasts Missing at Sea
Funny
Wednesday, 03 December 2008 08:09
Australian paddlers, if you are out paddling over the next couple of months keep your eye out because you might just stumble upon every 13 year old boys dream, 130,000 missing inflatable breasts.

The boobie boobs were traveling by container ship to Australia to be a free gift in the January issue of the men's magazine, Ralph.
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Boater shot in buttocks after his wake swamps a canoe
Funny
Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:03
Attention power boaters. If you are cruising around in Florida, make sure you go really slow the next time you pass a canoeist or else you could get shot.
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Epic Rowing Fail
Funny
Monday, 27 October 2008 20:45
I guess somebody should have looked over their shoulder at least once...



 
The True Nature Lover
Funny
Sunday, 26 October 2008 21:07
Looking for the funniest blog on the net this second? Head on over to Criggo. A new site with a fantastic collection of stupid newspaper clippings. Articles mainly filled with stupid people, typos or poor headline choices. The sample below is priceless.

Newspaper Clipping
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Cheap kayaker would rather not get rescued due to cost
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Monday, 06 October 2008 23:12
Here is a little tip to all of you young kids who get into trouble on the water and look to get rescued. When a boat stops by to pick you up, don't spend the whole time worrying about the cost of the rescue. Oh yes, when you get back on shore make sure you thank your rescuers or else you will look like a big jerk.

That is exactly what happened to a German tourist in New Zealand. While paddling back to the launch site, currents caused him to flip over. A fishing boat stopped by to help but he hesitated as he was worried that the rescue was going to cost to much.
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The Sign You Have WAY to Much Camping Gear
Funny
Wednesday, 17 September 2008 20:21
Check out this awesome video of what happens when you work at REI for way to long.

I got a good laugh out of it as it totally reminded of when I took outdoor rec at college about 10 years ago. Everybody walked around campus with giant knapsacks filled to the brim with gear just in case there was some sort of emergency and they needed to go camping NOW! I had a friend that carried a full climbing rope with him all the time. Not sure if it ever came in handy in that terrible literature appreciation course we had to take...



Via Outdoorzy.com


 
The Life Aquatic with Bruce Mozert
Funny
Thursday, 04 September 2008 15:45
Bruce Mozert and his Underwater Camera in the 1930's.Back in the 1930's, it was rather difficult to find a waterproof camera at your local electronic store. Of course there weren't too many tech blogs then to show you what was new on the market.
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Police: Man paddled kayak to tend marijuana patch
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Friday, 29 August 2008 15:09
Not sure why, but over the past little while kayakers have been getting arrested for, well doing illegal things.

What would Mr. T say?
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Lost? Look for a herd of cows. They will point you north.
Funny
Tuesday, 26 August 2008 08:19
Photo Credit: Kirsty Wigglesworth/Associated PressBelow is probably the most practical thing you will read today.

Researchers in Germany and the Czech Republic have found that deer and cows have an innate magnetic sense, as they tend to align themselves with the Earth's magnetic field lines when grazing or resting. That is, they generally faces north or south.
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N. Arizona K9 deputy finds marijuana in kayak on top of car
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Thursday, 21 August 2008 15:01
The more you know...Poor William Pruett. The 23-year-old Tennessee resident was arrested Wednesday morning after police found nearly 50 grams of the marijuana bud. Some was stored in the back seat of his car but the majority was stored in a glass jar in the kayak strapped to the roof of his car.
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