
Though I can’t be 100% sure, my zombie movie education has taught me that this sign is 100% true.
If I owned a kayak shop I would make and sell t-shirts with, “Zombies Can’t Swim - Get a Kayak” on the back in a heartbeat.
To help further your own zombie survival skills you might remember we posted a quick lesson on how to turn your kayak or canoe paddle into an effective zombie weapon with the simple attachment of a chainsaw.
You will thank me later with all this helpful advice today.

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Comic Credit: sliceofscifi.com



David H. Johnston





