|Fragrance Name||Probably Smells Like|
|Victorinox Swiss Army Classic
||Cold steel or knife lubricant (mineral oil).|
|Victorinox Swiss Army Altitude
||Moss on a rock.|
|Victorinox Swiss Army Mountain Water
||Either absolutely nothing or more likely seaweed.|
I really think they missed the mark though. Like that classic Seinfeld episode where Kramer invented perfume that smelled like the beach, nobody really wants to smell like water or cold steel, they want to smell like pine trees, campfire smell and musty tents.
Let’s get on that Victorinox; I want to see Victorinox Swiss Army Eau de Pine Needles on the shelves by spring!
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