Probably not a good idea for bear country. Wait, do bears normally eat bacon? No? Ok you are good to go then. (More Info - $5.99)
Warcraft Dragonflights Stein
Just think of the respect you will get from your fellow campers when you pull this baby out at dinnertime. You know it will be around longer then you will because it’s made of fine-grain stoneware with a solid pewter sculpted lid (or Hardcore Metal List as they describe it).
Ultralight campers also will be pleased to know that it only weighs 3 pounds so there is no worry that it will weight down your portage pack. What else do I need to do to sell it? Oh yes, it has dragons on it but don’t worry; it has Nozdorumu the Timeless One on it so you are safe. (More Info - $99.99)
Swashbuckling BBQ Sword
There is no reason whatsoever why you ever should be cooking hotdogs on a stick. It’s just so uncivil. You might as well just move back into that cave, learn to slouch and start grunting. (More Info - $24.99)
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
Are you a weird goth kid who doesn’t like the sun but keen your goth girl that you are comfortable out there in nature? Don’t worry, this umbrella will keep your skin as pasty as a vampire even after weeks of camping. If you are looking for proof, just look at the young lad in the customer submitted photo. You can tell right away that he is at one with nature! (More Info - $39.99)