coffin sup

I love everything about the recent story in the Canberra Times newspaper in Australia where people have been reporting the eerie sight of a man dressed as an undertaker while on a stand-up paddle board shaped like a coffin. I'm serious; you can’t make this stuff up.

Jeanne Mclauchlan was one seasoned paddler who spotted the man during an early morning venture to the lake on Saturday morning.

"In the distance, as we came towards the Carillon we noticed a figure emerge from the thick fog," she said. 

"It was a figure of a man dressed in a tuxedo and top hat on a stand-up-paddle (SUP) coffin, complete with flowers, paddling toward us.

"We asked 'coffin man', 'Where are you going'? His response was, 'To Queanbeyan cemetery as I have a 3pm grave site to prepare'."

But of course some people have their coattails in a knot as some relatives of patients at Clare Holland House (a local hospice) felt that looking out and seeing him paddle by was both inappropriate and insensitive.

So the mystery lives on of who the paddler is and what I think is one of the greatest paddling costumes ever.

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Photo credits: Jeanne Mclauchlan

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What's Wrong with this Photo?

Thursday, 02 April 2015 20:58

For a while I had a job where I outfitted ad agencies with gear and we worked hard to keep them from making stupid mistakes like this.

Thanks to my buddy Tim who discovered this gem at his local gas station in Newfoundland.

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Camping Problem Solving Skills Level 10

Monday, 17 November 2014 00:00

When you are out camping sometimes you need to get creative.

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Need Kayak Now? Build one out of Chip Bags

Tuesday, 07 October 2014 00:00

For years I now I've been wondering (and I know you have to) just how many bags of unopened chips would it take to keep me afloat and take me on an adventure.

Well some Korean students decided to tackle that last great life mystery and discovered that if you tape together 160 bags of chips into a kayak, you and your buddy can paddle off into the sunset and international fame.

chip bag kayak

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Yes, its super silly and my kids made fun of me for watching but I don't care.

This is brought to you by Ylvis, that same guy who wondered a while back what foxes say.

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The short answer is yes.

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Each year the Colorado School of Mines hosts their annual Engineers’ Days which is a celebration all the things nerdy university engineering students are into. The day involves a whole pile of stuff like soap box races, gold panning, mattress races and what I can only imagine as super awesome, a Tesla coil demonstration.

One of the great traditions of the event is the annual cardboard boat race down the local Clear Creek. The only rules are that the contestant teams must build their boat with a set amount of cardboard and tape and it must carry the while team down the raging class I moving water. Extra points are awarded for creativity, floatability and keeping upright at least until the finish line.

This year, two students decided that floating down a river was so last year and decided walking was the way to go. Just wait until they need to negotiate a very small waterfall

Go team AT-AT!

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A Kayak Does Make a Fine Sofa

Tuesday, 11 February 2014 15:32

This guy just moved into his first apartment and hasn't gotten around to purchasing a sofa yet. He gets my vote for having the right priorities.

Thinking about it a bit more, this reminds me of two other friends below who also had their priorities in order when they decided to trade the entertainment center for a canoe.

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Terrible Word Search: Kayak

Tuesday, 04 February 2014 15:07

Looking for a challenge today? Find the kayak in the word search above. Here is a hint; the word appears only once.

The idea for this comes from Charles Lohr who decided to see how hard it would be for a computer to build a word search based on only the letters you gave it.

I wrote a program that creates them in C. It took about 30 minutes. It simply produces letters from a list of letters I provide it, and checks to make sure that the word in the search does not show up. If that word does show up, it starts rewriting some letters. Eventually, it creates a wordsearch without the word that you're searching for.

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While I am by no means a fan of romantic comedies I did enjoy this clip of Jason Segel from Forgetting Sarah Marshall attempting to get a surf lesson from Chuck (or Koonu, his Hawaiian name according to an internet website) who is played by Paul Rudd.

For you paddling instructors out there teaching, the take-away lesson here is to basically do the exact opposite of everything Chuck does and you are guaranteed to be a more effective instructor than him.

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